1-Count things. Count anything. Count the number of pencils you own or the tiles on your floor or the number of days you’ve wasted. Courtesy:a friend whose tag line is ‘Counting gives me pleasure,yaar’.
2-Make lists. Look at me being all inception like. Idea of a list within a list.
3-Spend some time perfecting your other voice. You never know when you may need it. We’re talking about some serious undercover shit here.
4-Stalk your crush until you know everything related to their existence. Then memorize it. Then make a scrapbook. Then name yourself ‘overly obsessed stalker chic’. Make a meme. Become famous.
5-Stare at the wall making up stories about your future. After your Annie moment is over,assume role of a person who just gone done reading TFIOS. Because being as lazy you are,that dream is far from being reality.
6-Read a hundred buzzfeed articles at the end of which you will realize that the only thing that is different about your life is the fact that you have seen the latest version of ‘cutest puppy ever’.
7-Decide that you must have a hobby. You cannot possibly be so untalented right? Try to sketch or sing or dance or something. Conclude with receiving a complaint from your neighbors and go back to balancing things on your nose.
8-Watch old episodes of your favorite TV shows from the 90s and complain about how television today sucks. All while waiting for the new season of Game of Thrones.
9-Make theories of how your teachers turned out to be the way they are.
10-Make love to food. They don’t bite back.
11-Don’t know if you’ve heard of this but there’s thing called studying. Apparently it makes you smarter and actually helps. Try that. Take help from people who discovered this art a while ago.